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Konoha City Written by Kitteh and NeoFox Rating: R Warnings: Language, violence, sexual situations Pairings: Itachi x Sasuke, Kakashi x Obito, Naruto x Gaara, Sakura x Ino, Kiba x Shikamaru, Minato x Kushina, Zabuza x Haku, Kabuto x Temari, Iruka x Sai, and many more Disclaimer: Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto / AU story and concept by Kitteh and NeoFox Summary: Money. Sex. Violence. The currency of Konoha City. For the most influential mafia clans, Uzumaki, Uchiha, Hyuuga, Akatsuki, it is the tools of their trade, as well as their weapons against one another. Until only one clan stands to take control, Konoha City will continue to be th

My 13 By Kitteh and NeoFox Rating: PG - 15 Warnings: Language, violence, romance Pairings: Sasuke x Naruto, Kakashi x Iruka Disclaimer: Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto Summary: After Sasuke's departure hope had nearly been lost. Days later it was Naruto's own determination to bring him back that allowed him a chance to train in the ranks of ANBU and earn him the title of Hunter-nin. Now a year later on a quest to find the one thing he lost he runs into a mysterious person on his twelfth mission. The few traits of Akatsuki are clearly seen, but it is not the eldest Uchiha behind the Sharingan eyes. Beta: Kitteh and NeoFox Chapter

Ikurx By Kitteh and NeoFox Rating: PG - 13 Warnings: Language, violence, romance Pairings: Riku x Sora, Axel x Roxas Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts and characters belong to Square Enix and Disney Summary: After the defeat of Organization XIII, Sora and Riku find happiness in the simplicity of a normal life. A year later King Mickey sends a summons that the fight with the Organization isn't truly done yet. Light. Dark. As long as either exists the battle is never over. Beta: Kitteh and NeoFox Riku had Sora. Sora had his heart. It didn't feel right to impose on such a personal moment. It was far easier for Ikurx to leave than he actually

Rilzit By Kitteh and NeoFox Rating: R Warnings:  Violence and intense smooching Disclaimer:  Smeets will eat our souls if we dare claim Invader Zim.  So yeah, Jhonen can keep his smeets of DOOM!  We just want to borrow Zim and Dib for our fic. Summary:  ZADR.  'Why didn't I listen to Dad? I could have been safe at home studying science or some stupid shit, but noooo....I had to fall in love with a stupid alien and help him take over the Earth. Real smart Dib. Maybe next time you should just stamp moron on your forehead, much more effective' Beta: Kitteh and NeoFox Chapter 63 Soft clicking echoed the vast dark room. It was a steady sou

Monsters and Ladybugs By Kitteh and NeoFox Rating: R Warnings: Violence and intense smooching Disclaimer: Smeets will eat our souls if we dare claim Invader Zim.  So yeah, Jhonen can keep his smeets of DOOM! Summary: DADR. Three years later Dwicky comes back to fix what he messed up. But the little boy he left behind is no longer the same energetic soul from before and now may just be too broken to reach. Beta: Kitteh and NeoFox Chapter 54 The rest of the week started to go by much too slowly for Dib's liking and by the time Friday finally came he was ready to jump in the car and take off. The good thing about all of the packing that

Wood Bugs By Kitteh and NeoFox Rating: PG - 13 Warnings: Bad language, gay fun and zomg OCs! Disclaimer: Smeets will eat our souls if we dare claim Invader Zim.  So yeah, Jhonen can keep his smeets of DOOM! But Fwenn, Kinam, Macks, Trec and most of the characters in this story are ours. Summary: A side story that branches from Monsters and Ladybugs ( specifically chapter 43 ) featuring Dwicky's friends Trec and Macks, two gay grown men that can't seem to act their age. Beta: Kitteh and NeoFox Chapter 14 It ended with a start; a scream tangled in a gasp as one world dissipated so quickly into another that disorientation clattered about

brb suicide By Kitteh and NeoFox Rating: PG Warnings: It's gay ya'know. It's gay. Disclaimer: Smeets will eat our souls if we dare claim Invader Zim.  So yeah, Jhonen can keep his smeets of DOOM!  We just want to borrow Zim and Dib for a fic, so calm yourselves. Summary: ZADR. AU. A bass ackwards universe in which Dib is just your regular run of the mill emo in middle skool, his father isn't the renowned Professor and Zim is actually smart and oh so fabulous. Beta: Tanalilt Chapter 16 The walk to the arcade wasn't really that long at all, since the building was only a few short blocks away. To Dib, it felt like eternity. There had bee

Fanboy By Kitteh and NeoFox Rating: R Warnings:  Fanboys and girls, violence, gore, swearing and plenty of gay fun Disclaimer:  Smeets will eat our souls if we dare claim Invader Zim.  So yeah, Jhonen can keep his smeets of DOOM!  We just want to borrow Dwicky and Dib for a fic, so calm yourselves. Summary:  AU DADR.  World renown Paranormal Investigator Dib is bored with the same old same old, but when he meets a spunky young fan, things get a little more stimulating. Beta: Heartless7 Chapter 07 Outside the city's Hi-Skool sat the usual buses to take the students home after the final bell rang. A few cars were parked nearby as well t

Too much had changed over the past few months in which Serpentor had taken over rule of Cobra. All of the henchmen obeyed each order given mainly in fear of the consequences that would befall them if they chose not to. Despite the constant annoyance that the forces of Gi-Joe brought forth their own troops were still just as strong as ever. Something that had been rare in the past. Not only that, but Serpentor had begun to lead them to more and more victories as well. Although the plan at the White House had been a bit of a blunder in the past, things only seemed to look upward for their entire group. Although Serpentor was ruthless and deman